Dash Decker & Bruce Ballard vs Austin Cooper & Zack Johnathan
After Dash was humiliated by his and Alex’s tag team loss to the Green Team at the end of last year, he decided it was time to look for a new tag team partner. He scoured the roster for a partner that he could count on and decided one of the new guys fit the bill. He was looking for a bodybuilder like himself, and that guy was Bruce Ballard. Bruce has shown great promise as an up and coming superstar, conquering the likes of fellow rookies Tyson Matthews and Blake Keller and pushing reigning superstars Austin Cooper and Alex Waters to their limits in his four matches to date. Dash liked what he saw in the rookie, approached him with the idea, and a new team was formed! Dash wanted his new team to start with a bang, so he challenged the two guys that have been at the top of the Rock Hard roster since its early days. He called out Austin Cooper and Zack Johnathan, the Z-man. Of course these two veterans didn’t back down and quickly huddled for a strategy session. Coop and Z-man have plenty of impressive muscle themselves but wanted to take a different approach for this match, and they decided speed kills. So the stage was set, it is going to be Team Strength vs Team Speed in this showdown. Team Speed enters the ring first, sporting matching red t-shirts, black trunks and black boots. Their t-shirts emblazed with the super hero ‘Flash’ logo. As the two muscle studs enter the ring, they begin running the ropes, bouncing and crisscrossing the mat like lightning. The two bodybuilders enter the arena in blue super hero ‘Superman’ t-shirts and seem amused with the muscle boy’s antics. Of course once both teams are inside the squared circle, the testosterone level begins to rise and a flex off occurs. The ring is filled with four spectacular muscle studs and they aren’t afraid to show off their bodies. If you’re into muscle, this could be the pinnacle match for you! When these four studs peel off their t-shirts you wonder how either team if going to lose? Round one begins with Coop saying to Zack he’ll start things off and Bruce in his corner ready to go. But, as Coop comes across the ring he declares he wants to start the action with Dash, the bigger one. He claims he wants to start off with super man not super woman. Surprisingly, Team Strength obliges and Bruce steps out and Dash steps in. Not a good omen for the two bodybuilders. Coop scores with a cheap shot, carries Dash across the ring for some double teaming, then controls the big bodybuilder down on the mat. The burly redhead squeezes his massive thighs around Dash’s waist before tagging in the Z-man. Zack gets a few shots in on the chosen one before he’s able to tag in Bruce to the rescue. Bruce uses his brute strength to hoist Zack up in the air and carries him around the ring, but its short lived for the total package as Zack gets to his feet and with lightning speed ducks under Bruce and reverses the control. Zack brings Bruce over against the ropes near his corner and places him in one of his signature holds, a standing ab stretch against the ropes. Zack has Bruce’s fantastic physique stretched out, and Coop is quick to double team bodybuilder with a rear choke. Bruce’s mouth-watering muscles are being pummeled, pulled, and stretched to their limits. Like an insect caught in a spider’s web, Bruce is in deep trouble with Team Speed. They work over his muscles like he was their own personal play toy, but the bodybuilder is able to endure the punishment for now. The teams tag in and out, and get shots in on one another, but in the end Team Speed has their eyes on the lesser experienced Bruce. As Bruce is using his super power to pick up and slam Coop to the mat, Zack distracts the rookie and Coop draws on his lightning speed to turn the tables. Coop bitch slaps Bruce across the chest, then draws on his own power to place the bodybuilder in a torture rack across his broad shoulders, proclaiming you guys aren’t the only ones with strength. He then whips Bruce into the turnbuckle where Zack awaits for some more double team punishment which also includes Coop grinding his boot deep into the bodybuilder’s crotch. As Bruce is cringing in pain, Coop determines it’s time to take rookie out. Austin set’s him up on the mat and places Bruce into his famous crotch splitting finishing hold known as ‘the Coop’. Bruce’s poor crotch is stretched out in agonizing pain and he has no choice but to whimper out a submission. Round one goes to Team Speed as Coop flexes his mighty biceps over the fallen prey.
Round two starts with the same two guys, Austin and Bruce, and nothing has changed as Coop begins with a bearhug on the rookie bodybuilder as he was trying to walk off the pain in his groin. But Bruce is able to soon tag in Dash to get some relief. Dash climbs through the ropes, takes a cheap shot at Zack, then challenges the brawny redhead to a test of strength. No surprise, Dash takes the control and in a complete display of power never seen before actually lifts Coop of his feet as their hands are locked. Coop is stunned, but Zack comes to his rescue with a shot to Dash’s back. This opens the door for Team Speed to have some fun and double team Dash in their corner, and topping it off with a dose of groin punishment. As Dash struggles to get to his feet, Zack comes in and rides the big guy like a well broken in surfboard. But Dash doesn’t stay down for long, he connects with two well-placed elbows into Zack’s perfect pecs to floor the world class fitness model. He then proceeds to deliver some payback, placing his size 11 boot straight down on the Z-man’s family jewels. Zack squirms in pain, then Dash tosses him around the ring in a full nelson like a ragdoll before he’s able to escape briefly and tag in Austin. Coop climbs the turnbuckle in an attempt to make a flying splash into Dash, but it doesn’t happen as Dash stays outside the striking distance. The chosen one has worked up a good lather at this point and catches Coop with a kick to the gut. As Coop lays face down, Dash tags in Bruce and they take the time to double team the weakened veteran by nearly pulling and ripping his massive arms right out of their shoulder sockets. The action in round two continues at a furious pace, with each team having their time to dish out the pain and punishment on one another’s pumped up muscles. With Dash and Bruce knowing they need to win this round, they make an all-out assault on the smaller muscle boy Zack. The Z-man gets stretched and power slammed to the mat by Bruce, before Bruce hoists the battered opponent over his impressive broad into a crucifix. Zack’s award winning muscles are draped over the bodybuilder’s back and he’s completely vulnerable. Bruce bounces him up and down a few times to exaggerate the pain, then walks him over to his partner. Dash salivates at the chance to punch, pound and ab claw Zack’s exposed torso until the muscle model can’t take it any longer. Bruce dastardly makes him submit multiple times before dropping him to the mat and proudly flexing his own imposing biceps over his beaten down opponent. Team Strength evens this match at one round a piece. Will the sweaty bodybuilders be able to continue imposing their will on Team Speed and chalk up an inaugural victory? Or, can the veterans Austin and Zack use their lightning like speed and their own dose of muscle to spoil the new tag team’s debut? One thing’s for certain, the final round is packed with high flying and power packed action with the match lasting a full 40 minutes to determine the outcome between these four extraordinary physiques!
Chad Daniels vs Blake Keller
The blond haired mop top Chad spends his summers as a lifeguard at the beach, mostly working on his tan and showing off his scorching beach bod. As he sits in his tower and keeps watch over the beach goers, the girls ask if he’ll take a selfie with them and the guys are just plain jealous of his perfect muscles. He knows he’s there to save lives and give CPR when needed, all the while enjoying the sunshine, blue waters, and people watching. Since joining Rock Hard, he’s put up impressive challenges to veterans Zack Johnathan and Austin Cooper, but in the end just didn’t have enough experience to pull out a victory. His opponent in this match, Blake also joined the roster about the same time. Blake is a tall, strapping southern boy who’s also run into trouble in his first two matches, giving his all but ultimately losing to the total package Bruce Ballard and the chosen one Dash Decker. So, it was inevitable that these two rookies would square off against one another with one of them able to notch his first success. The match starts with the two rookies exchanging pleasantries and sizing each other up. They’re both about the same height. Blake has about 15-20 pounds on Chad, but the lifeguard has more defined muscle packed on his frame. Blake starts the trash talking, saying ‘come on shaggy’, taking a shot at Chad’s blond locks. Blake also takes control first, throwing the lifeguard to the mat and stomping his size 12 boot on top of his back and leg. He then stretches Chad’s massive legs and crotch out on the mat, places him in a back bending boston crab, then uses his strength and size to hoist him up into a reverse bear hug. At this point, the lifeguard looks like a fish out of water as the tall titan is having his way with his beach bod muscles. Blake continues to stomp his big, white boot on Chad’s body before he whips him across the ring and into a clothesline that flattens the shaggy, blond mop top. As the lifeguard’s battered body lay on the mat, Blake gets down and wraps his long, muscular legs around Chad’s tiny 29” waist and begins squeezing away, proclaiming ‘Chad is sad’. But Chad doesn’t seem to be too sad because once he breaks free and gets to his feet, he seems to be pissed! He lifts Blake up over his head and power slams him into the mat. The ring floor vibrates when the 215 lb titan hits the mat, as Chad asks ‘how’s your back feel now?’ Chad dishes out some of his own stomping on Blake’s body, then rolls him into a leg scissors. You can only imagine what it feels like to have the lifeguard’s massive thighs wrapped around your waist and his legs squeezing you like a hydraulic press! Blake cries out in pain as Chad looks down upon his prey. Once Blake has suffered enough, he shoves him off, stands up and begins posing his beach bod muscles in admiration. He even flexes his bicep in Blake’s face to show whose boss. Chad lifts Blake to his feet and locks on his own bearhug, flexing his massive arms around the tall titan’s torso. He throws Blake to the mat, then stretches his long frame out as he drives his foot into his ribcage. But, the lifeguard can’t put him away. When the lifeguard begins lifting Blake to his feet, the big man strikes with a double leg and lifts Chad up over his shoulder. He then says’ what goes up must come down’ before slamming the blond surfer boy to the mat. Blake chokes and then straddles his long body over Chad’s muscles but isn’t able to secure a submission. That was a mistake! Both guys get to their feet and the lifeguard takes control by throwing Blake into the ropes then dropping his 6’2” bod down to the canvas. The blond muscle boy stomps on Blake’s back a few times, then drags him up and hoists his long, lanky body across his broad, sun drenched shoulders into to torture rack. Chad has Blake’s 215 lbs draped over his shoulders and begins bouncing him up and down to inflict maximum punishment. Blake withstands the pain as long as he can until finally giving up. The beach boy celebrates his triumph by flexing his ripped six-pack over a beaten Blake. Chad’s not sad, Chad’s bad!
Round two opens with Blake trying to rub away the pain in his back, and Chad strutting around the ring like a proud peacock. They each throw a few wisecracks about who’s got the bigger muscles which leads to a test of strength. The lifeguards inspiring arms win the battle as he hurls Blake to the mat, then follows up with a stomp to his gut. He continues his control over Blake with a camel clutch before stretching him and his lengthy body out on the mat by placing his boots on his shoulders and pulling back on Blake’s arms with all his might. The Chadster is feeling good about himself as he strikes a few poses with his sexy, hot bod while Blake suffers on the mat. But the lifeguard strikes one too many poses and allows for an opening for Blake to turn the tables. The brown haired titan sends the blond haired mop top to the mat with a sweeping ankle pick and gets in Chad’s face flexing his own mighty muscles. He lifts Chad to his feet then sends him across the ring and drives his forearm across the beach boy’s powerful chest with a clothesline. He continues the assault with a boston crab then follows that up with a leg scissors by lacing his long legs around Chad’s waist, and then stretches him in a bow and arrow as he lays face down on the mat. Will the tall titan be able to force a submission out of Chad and even this match at one round each? Or can Chad turn things around and impose his beach bod muscles to compel Blake to submit a second straight time to chalk up his first victory then forego any CPR on his laid out opponent? One thing's for sure, this is no day at the beach!